Movie #104 - Charlotte's Web

Charlotte's Web
Hanna-Barbera Pictures
1973 - Rated G - 1 hr 34 min
Directors: Charles A. Nichols, Iwao Takamoto
Starring: Debbie Reynolds, Harry Gibson, Paul Lynde, Danny Bonaduce

As a kid, this was always one of my favorites.  As an adult, I have no explanation for that... I'm arachnophobic.  I shouldn't want to have anything to do with a spider, even if she is voiced by the illustrious Debbie Reynolds.  And still, I loved the book and the movie, read and watched them over and over. I think I even wrote a book report on this E.B. White classic story at some point.

Anyway, watching it again for the first time since puberty, it was nice to know that I remembered it much as it was.  None of those weird "Well, this is lame" moments that have ruined most of the other favorites from my childhood.  The one observation I did make is how much of a giant baby Wilbur is... and how they seem to be using him to make a gay joke throughout the entire movie.  But it was the 70's so who knows.

Long story short, it was nice to see this again and share it with Ellie, who was mesmerized and danced with me to the songs.  Watching childhood favorites with your own children really makes them seem special again.

Movie #103 - Catch Me If You Can

Catch Me If You Can
DreamWorks
2002 - Rated PG-13 - 2 hr 21 min
Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen, Amy Adams, James Brolin

Want to watch Leo play with people's hearts, minds, and money for two hours? Want to see what it would be like if Christopher Walken were his dad?  How about if Tom Hanks were a fast-acting FBI agent, just one step behind a masterful con artist?

This movie's just fun to watch, given that it's based on an actual true story.  Adapted from the book by con artist Frank Abagnale Jr. - who led federal agencies on a wild goose chase across the country before he turned 19 - these stories seem delightfully farcical.  When you stop and remember that they actually happened, it's even more interesting.  Of course, none of these tricks would work today, but it's still funny to see how easily this kid manipulates and cons.

Then you realize it's a good thing he was a fairly good-natured guy...

Movie #102 - Casino Royale

Casino Royale
Metro Goldwyn Meyer
2006 - Rated R - 2 hr 24 min
Director: Martin Campbell
Starring: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright

I know there was some upheaval over this Bond re-boot, but in my opinion, it was a very much needed one.  Craig's grittier, edgier, kill-you-in-the-men's-room James Bond is fun and refreshing. In fact, I think the franchise was getting a bit stuffy before this revamp came to town.  This is the Bond of today.

And even the intro song rocks.

Anyway, Judi Dench is awesome as always and the Vesper chick, even though she comes in surprisingly late for a Bond Girl, is a worthy claimant to that title.  I especially love the way this movie ties neatly into its sequel, but I have until Q before I get to see that one again.  But this is one Bond movie I'm happy to watch again and again, because even the poker scenes seem like supressed action sequences.  On the whole, very well done.

Movie #101 - Casablanca

Casablanca
Warner Bros. Pictures
1942 - Not Rated - 1 hr 42 min
Director: Michael Curtiz
Starring: Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid

It's tough to switch gears from dark action films and modern comedies, and find the attention span for one of the great classics.  Not saying it's hard to follow this movie, although I consider the plot a tad more complicated than most modern movie-goers can handle, just that this movie moves at a different pace.  You need time to adjust, you know?

I watched this one with a fresh pair of eyes, for the first time in about two decades when I first dubbed the movie as "boring."  I was eight, people.  And it's not boring. Maybe for an eight-year-old, but not for someone who gets genuinely sucked in to this piece of cinematic history.  Movies were different back then, with much more focus placed on actors and the subtleties in performance, the delivery of text, the richness of the dialogue.  More like plays, less like CGI parties. And watching the subtext that bubbles between Bogart and Bergman is a sheer joy.

If you haven't seen this one, it's a must.

Movie #100 - Bubble Boy

Bubble Boy
Touchstone Pictures
2001 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 24 min
Director: Blair Hayes
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Swoosie Kurtz, Marley Shelton, Danny Trejo, Fabio, Zach Galifianakis

Let this movie stand as proof that Fabio can do more than pose for romance novel covers and peddle un-butter via TV.  He can also lead cults and strike the fear of God into innocent, brain-washed followers... right?

As stupid as this movie is, it still remains one of my goofy favorites.  Honestly, it just makes me laugh, even if I'm in a bad mood.  Jake Gyllenhaal is supremely adorable, even trapped inside that bubble, and Swoosie Kurtz is spot-on overcontrolling, battle axe mother.  In addition to Fabio, there are lots of other great cameos and a whole cast of wacky characters that make this movie fun.  Even the 'bad guy' is fun to laugh at.

Don't watch this for its intellectual content; just watch it when you need a good laugh.

Oh and by the way, Zack Galifinakis is in it... before The Hangover, he was a tiny bit-part actor.  See if you can find him :)

Movie #99 - Bruce Almighty

Bruce Almighty
Universal Pictures
2003 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 41 min
Director: Tom Shadyac
Starring: Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, Morgan Freeman, Steve Carell

Whoever decided that Jim Carrey could play God for a day was a genius... I love this movie.  Alright, so there's nothing epic or life-changing about it.  But it's a sweet story about one man's personal redemption... under very unique circumstances.

Of course, he has to use his powers for the things that any man would, at least at the beginning.  You know, making his girlfriend's boobs bigger and sabotaging the competition to get ahead at work (bravo, Steve Carell, on acting completely insane in that scene).  Trying to skip out on the responsibility by saying 'yes' to everyone? Rookie mistake.  Sure this movie is a 'gimmick,' but it's definitely a gimmick that's well done and fun to watch evolve.  Also Jennifer Aniston is highly underrated, but very good as Bruce's unlucky girlfriend.

PS - Morgan Freeman is probably the best 'God' since George Burns in 'Oh, God!'

Movie #98 - The Brothers Grimm

The Brothers Grimm
Miramax
2005 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 53 min
Director: Terry Gilliam
Starring: Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Monica Bellucci

I just learned that Terry Gilliam directed this, but I can't say that I'm surprised.  This is just the kind of warped, dark fairytale that he would love.  Luckily, I love it too.

I also love Matt Damon and Heath Ledger.  This movie actually makes me miss Heath Ledger, a lot.  Sigh.  Anyway, they are perfect together, although I'm always surprised that Damon is the bully brother and Ledger is the nerdy one.  It's like Gilliam swapped their usual roles, just for kicks.  But they do so well, you forget after about five minutes that it wasn't what you expected.

The Monica Bellucci character is a bit over the top, but the whole movie is 'fantastical' in nature so you go along with it.  And it is fun to see where this movie claims their stories have originated.  This one's just fun to watch.

Movie #97 - Brotherhood of the Wolf

The Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des Loups)
Universal Pictures
2001 - Rated R - 2 hr 22 min
Director: Christophe Gans
Starring: Samuel Le Bihan, Mark Dacascos, Vincent Cassel

This is probably one of the lesser-known titles on our wall, so I'll explain.  It's a French movie (hence the title) and it's dubbed into English and it's based on an old French myth about a werewolf.  Apparently, over 100 people were "eaten" by a mysterious animal.  This movie posits there's a werewolf and a conspiracy of townsfolk who know it.

Not one of my favorites - though Mike raves about this movie - I find it kind of distracting that it's dubbed.  And I also find it's a bit too slow.  The special effects are middle grade and every shot of this film is dark, dark, dark.  Great suspense and atmosphere, a good plot with lots of intrigue, just not a favorite.  Hey. We like what we like, right?

Movie #96 - Bring It On

Bring It On
Universal Pictures
2000 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 38 min
Director: Peyton Reed
Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union

Between slaying vampires on Buffy, Eliza Dushku was practicing cheers with Kirsten Dunst.  And as odd as it is to picture Faith in a cheerleading uniform, she makes it work :)

I love this movie and I don't care what anyone says.  I'm not a big fan of all the sequels that have resulted... Bring It On Again...etc.  Haven't seen them, but I'm pretty sure they're crap.  But the original is actually funny and enjoyable to watch.  This movie knows how ridiculous its premise is, and it embraces it.  That's the only reason it works.

Oh, and Kirsten Dunst rocks.

Movie #95 - Bridge Jones: The Edge of Reason

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Miramax
2004 - Rated R - 1 hr 48 min
Director: Beeban Kindron
Starring: Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Jim Broadbent

In case you didn't get enough Bridget the first time, she's back!  I know Renee Zellweger annoys some people, but I just think she's adorable in this role.  Watching her try to ski? Priceless.

Anyway, most chick lit novels will stop once boy and girl get together.  But in this sequel, it clearly becomes evident that Bridget will 'foul up' just about anything she touches, so it's worth a second look at her and her budding romance with Mark Darcy.  Fielding writes lots more awkward scenarios into which she thrusts this lovable character, including a great scene where Bridget tries to buy a pregnancy test in Germany...without knowing any German. 

I'm glad that the sequel ends... and that's it... because dragging this on any further would have been overkill.  But this sequel is almost as fun as the first, so its worth a watch.

Movie #94 - Bridget Jones's Diary

Bridget Jones's Diary
Miramax Films
2001 - Rated R - 1 hr 37 min
Director: Sharon Maguire
Starring: Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Jim Broadbent, Shirley Henderson

Oh God, I love this movie.  I was so happy to see something so fun and light after the last few movies on the wall.  Go, Bridget, go!

Helen Fielding (author of the book) is a goddess, the 'mother' of modern chick lit, and a personal hero.  This book is hysterical, the movie is even better.  Renee Zellweger is the perfect blend of hopeless and lovable, cuddly and awkward.  When you watch this movie, you love her so much, it's easy to see why two hotties like Colin Firth and Hugh Grant would be so smitten with her charming, blundering ways.

Zellweger's total committment to this role, from the horrible wardrobe to her mishaps with a fireman's pole, are what makes this movie so enjoyable.  This is definitely one of the best book-to-movie transitions I've seen yet, and all because she does so well interpreting this character.

Movie #93 - Brick

Brick
Focus Features
2005 - Rated R - 1 hr 50 min
Director: Rian Johnson
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Nora Zehetner, Lukas Haas, Noah Fleiss, Emilie de Ravin

Okay... where to start with this one?  If you haven't seen it, it's certainly an interesting watch.  If you have seen it, you probably can see how difficult it is for me to find something to say.

It's a mystery/thriller/drama with a little bit of action, a teensy bit of romance, and a whole lotta drugs.  I watch this movie, getting really into the plot of who's who and why is this chick dead, and then I have to remind myself... THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL.

I'm glad I did not go to this high school.  But I'm also glad that they made a movie like this.

Movie #92 - The Break-Up

The Break-Up
Universal Pictures
2006 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 46 min
Director: Peyton Reed
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Justin Long, John Michael Higgins, Vincent D'Onofrio

The best part about this movie is the end.  Not because it's over... but because it doesn't end the way you expect.  A Hollywood rom-com always has a happy ending right?  Well, despite the movie trailer that would have you believe this is your standard rom-com, it so isn't.  Instead, it's like a study in communication breakdown, romantic dysfunction, the differences between men and women and how they manage conflict.  And even with its cutesy back-and-forth between this couple - expertly protrayed by Vaughn and Aniston, by the way - this movie is full of sorrow, regret, and doubt.  It's well done and highly underrated.  Calling this a rom-com just doesn't make sense.

Anyway, I really do like this movie, although it's not one I could pick up and watch every weekend.  There are laughs, here and there, but mostly it's just a reminder to appreciate the one you're with and not take anything for granted.  But the open-ended last scene also reminds us of all the things possible in the future.

Movie #91 - The Bourne Ultimatum

The Bourne Ultimatum
Universal Pictures
2007 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 55 min
Director: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Matt Damon, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles, David Strathairn, Albert Finney, Edgar Ramirez

The thrilling conclusion to the action-packed trilogy... and it's pretty good, too!  Matt Damon - still awesome.  Now that Bourne's got a plan, and he's the one keeping everyone else on their toes, this last installment takes on a different tone.  Damon is fierce and relentless... two words I did not think I would use in a sentence with his name.  Yet, there it is.

I really like this whole trilogy from beginning to end and it was nice to have a reason to watch them all.  Seeing Bourne go from amnesia patient to bad-ass ex-operative with a vendetta is pretty sweet.  This whole trilogy is just fun to watch.

Movie #90: The Bourne Supremacy

The Bourne Supremacy
Universal Pictures
2004 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 48 min
Director: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles, Brian Cox, Karl Urban

When you know what Jason Bourne knows, or at least what the CIA thinks he still knows, you're not going to be safe until you kill everyone... So when another attempt on Bourne's life goes badly (and he loses the one person he cares about), heads start rolling.

The first movie is lots of fun, but it relies heavily on the whole CIA amnesiac thing.  By Supremacy, we know he can't remember anything and he's coping, but he's finally embracing that this is who he is and, in order to change, he's going to have to finish what he's started.  Figure out who he is and kill anyone in the way.  This aggressive Bourne that emerges, more actionary and less reactionary, is so much fun to watch!

I love this trilogy in general, but I think this might be my favorite... just because of the way the character is played by Damon.  And because of how much it really makes you want to watch the third movie.

Movie #89: The Bourne Identity

The Bourne Identity
Universal Pictures
2002 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 59 min
Director: Doug Liman
Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Clive Owen, Brian Cox, Julia Stiles

Ah, the movie that made Matt Damon into an action hero.  Nice.

Nothing is as sexy as an amnesia patient who can kick ass and isn't quite sure why he knows how.  Damon is on the run, looking for his identity, and finding a budding romance along the way (cuz you know, love happens, ok?)

This movie is just lots of fun to watch.  There's running and car chases and shooting and intrigue.  Matt Damon is actually pretty awesome too, and when you get to the end of this movie, you definitely want to see more.  Fortunately, there are two more Bourne movies on the way...

Movie #88 - The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Sony Pictures Entertainment
2009 - Rated R - 1 hr 58 min
Director: Troy Duffy
Starring: Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Billy Connolly, Julie Benz

Okay.  Let me start by saying that I didn't hate this movie.  I'm not sure I could hate anything with Connor and Murphy in it, seriously.  And ten years later, they revisit these characters with the same fun-loving attitude, though a bit hardened over time.  Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus are not the problem here.

Neither is Julie Benz, or the trio of cops resuming their roles from the first film, as they struggle to find a way to keep the Saints protected - from each other at first.  Benz does her best at filling Dafoe's shoes, but it's not her fault that Smecker was so freakin' awesome in the first movie.  You just can't touch him, ya know?

I don't even blame the Rocco replacement, this time a crazy Mexican with tangled hair and uncontrollable impulses. We'll call him Rocco Junior.

I think the problem is that you go into this movie expecting it to be bigger and better than the first.  After all, it says II - doesn't that mean it has to be an improvement?  Duffy didn't do a horrible job, but at times he let his desire to please his fans take over.  There's just too many reused jokes and devices from the first movie.  Instead of making new jokes, we're subjected to a handful of recycled materials.  Eh.  It's fun to relive, but that's why we have DVDs of the first movie, Mr. Duffy.

And then there's the ending - which I won't give away if you haven't seen it - but it leaves everything wide open for a third movie.  Is that happening?  It almost has to for closure, thanks to the surprise guest at the end.  What the hell?

So I really want to like this one but I have mixed feelings.  I've decided to just enjoy it as another two hours of hot Irish guys, fun-loving action and crime, and a setting in my favorite city.

Movie #87 - The Boondock Saints

The Boondock Saints
Franchise Pictures
1999 - Rated NC-17 - 1 hr 58 min
Director: Troy Duffy
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Billy Connolly

I won't lie, I'm a little nervous to review this one because it's such a fan favorite. Luckily, I don't have anything negative to say. This is one of my all-time favorite movies, and not just because it has two hot Irish guys and takes place in Boston.  Those are perks, for sure, but the accidental vigilante concept and the underlying sense of humor that Troy Duffy has written into his script make this a really unique movie.  Really, what's not to love?

I'd like to point out the rating of this film, which I did not know until I looked it up on IMDB.  Really, an NC-17? Really? Why?  Yeah, blood and gore, naked butts, gay sex after-glow... it's all there.  But I don't think it warrants the rating. 

Now, watching this movie for the hundredth time was fun, onward to the lesser-liked sequel...

Movie #86 - Boiler Room

Boiler Room
New Line Cinema
2000 - Rated R - 2 hr
Director: Ben Younger
Starring: Giovani Ribisi, Vin Diesel, Ben Affleck

I forgot how much I liked this, a quintessential 'boys' club movie' that attempts to delve into the depths of frat-boy finance.  Some of these guys actually remind me of some of my classmates at Bentley...which is a bit disturbing, but I guess can speak to the truth behind at least part of this movie.

Boiler Room is all about the kind of back-door dealings that were a lot more likely to happen ten years ago than (I hope) today.  Giovani Ribisi is great in this, playing the wounded son seeking his father's approval who stumbles into JT Marlin's offices.  Yes, that's supposed to sound similar to JP Morgan.  Huh.

The only scene that doesn't work is Ribisi's big sobbing breakdown with his dear ol' daddy.  It's really forced and uncomfortable to watch.  Crying ain't your thing, Giovani... Sorry, my friend.

Netflix Movie: Revolutionary Road

Revolutionary Road
DreamWorks
2008 - Rated R - 1 hr 59 min
Director: Sam Mendes
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Kathy Bates

Oh wow.  The DiCaprio/Winslet pairing in this movie comes leaps and bounds from its Titanic roots.  These two are phenomenal together and every interaction is electric.  I hate saying things like that, but my fingers hovered over the keyboard for a few minutes before I could figure out how to word that.  It's true. They're amazing in this movie.

I haven't read the book, but the plight of  this stuck-in-the-50's-suburbs couple is riveting from the first moments of the movie.  You watch them royally screw up and yet you're still cheering for them.  You want them to be happy, even though you can't at all understand what they're going through.  Well, maybe some can.  More than I'd like to admit, Winslet's stay-at-home mom struck a distant chord with me too.

If you haven't seen this and you're looking for a well written, compelling drama, watch this.  And I won't give away the ending but I'll say that they do an amazing job giving you just what you expect while you're wishing they just wouldn't.

Movie #85 - Blues Brothers

Blues Brothers
Universal Pictures
1980 - Rated R - 2 hr 13 min
Director: John Landis
Starring: John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Cab Calloway, Carrie Fisher, lots of famous musicians...

I'm going to come right out and say it.  This is a movie from another era, one that can be held on a certain pedastal and withstand the test of time.  It's a classic movie with a loyal band of followers and, to them, it's awesomeness will never waiver.  Like Caddyshack.

But to me, it's not as impressive.  I fully admit that I don't admire it the way that most do, and I know that probably makes me wrong in some way.  The premise is kinda weak, with most of it just an elaborate excuse to string together seemingly unrelated "music videos."  It is funny how seriously the Brothers (and the actors who play them) take themselves.  As a comedy, I can certainly appreciate it's integral part in our society's evolution toward really funny comedies... But a lot of it gets lost on me. Ray Charles shooting at customers in his music shop, however, that's just funny stuff.

I did learn a few things, however, by watching this film.  The first is that my husband learned to dance by copying Elwood Blues.  The second is that Aretha Frankin can NOT dance any better than either of them.  And the third is that there's a lot of musicians I'm expected to know on sight that I just don't know. 

If you're reading this and you love this movie the way it's meant to be loved, I apologize to you.  These classics are supposed to be treasured. I get that. But to me, it just doesn't hold my interest.

Movie #84 - Blood Diamond

Blood Diamond
Warner Bros Pictures
2006 - Rated R - 2 hr 23 min
Director: Edward Zwick
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly

 Watching this movie again was a real treat.  It's one of those movies that simultaneously feels really long but not really that long at all, considering all that takes place.  Leonardo DiCaprio's performance in this is one of my favorite's of his. And his South African accent doesn't really bother me that much, so cheers, Leo.

I don't know much about blood diamonds or illegal mining/trading in South Africa, but after watching this, it's hard not to wonder how true it is. And if so, do I have any diamonds that people were killed over?  Hope not.

All in all, this is a really great movie... but one that you have to be in the mood to sit down and watch.  It's not funny or witting, just very moving.  The journey that Leonardo DiCaprio's character takes is impressive, the story of Djimon Hounson's family quite poignant.  If you have the time to sit and think, and want to appreciate the little luxuries we have in this part of the world, take a peek at this one.

Movie #83 - Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles
Warner Bros Pictures
1974 - Rated R - 1 hr 33 min
Director: Mel Brooks
Starring: Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens, Madeline Kahn, Mel Brooks

Oh, Mel Brooks and your curious brand of humor.  There's something about the half-slapstick, half-witty combination of comedy that makes a Mel Brooks movie so unique.  Some of the jokes are cheap and dumb, then others surprise you with their wittiness.

Every actor in this movie, it seems, was told "go big or go home" in rehearsals.  Mel Brooks isn't subtle, ever, and this movie shows it... from the profuse use of racial slurs to the "dirtiest song he ever wrote."

Watching this again, as an adult, I got a few more of the jokes, too.  Another fun movie to watch on my journey across the Wall.

Movie #82 - Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory
Dreamworks
2007 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 33 min
Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Starring: Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Jenna Fischer, Craig T. Nelson, Romany Malco, lots of skating pros

Any time I need a pick-me-up, I turn to a good Will Ferrell comedy.  (You'll notice I said "good," so Semi-Pro is strategically missing from the movie wall.) When I was pregnant with my daughter, this was often found in the DVD player just because it makes me laugh.

For pure entertainment purposes, this movie is fantastic.  The plot is a bit fantastical, but the satire of figure skating is a lot of fun.  A huge list of skating pros appear in this movie, which just makes it that much better.  And how can you not love "Coach" playing their coach? Craig T. Nelson is a quiet tyrant in this movie and it's awesome.  Ferrell is outrageous and Jon Heder is the farthest thing from Napoleon Dynamite that a man can be.  From start to finish, I love these characters and this movie.

Movie #81 - Blade Runner

Blade Runner
Warner Bros Pictures
1982 - Rated R - 1 hr 57 min
Director: Ridley Scott
Starring: Harrison Ford, Sean Young, Daryl Hannah, Rutger Hauer

This was my second viewing of Blade Runner, something I would consider a "guy classic." But I have to admit that this second time around, I enjoyed it more.  The whole "is he" or "isn't he" debate drives me nuts (if you don't know what I'm talking about, you have to watch the movie... I'm not spoiling this one for you), but I can appreciate the open-ended "conclusion" of the movie.

Harrison Ford is great, especially considering that he was in the midst of Han Solo-ness at the time this movie was made.  This is a distinctly different character while still being very action-oriented and romatic-hero representative.  Sean Young just freaks me out, though.  Really.

To sum it up, great futuristic concept with a believable plotline and an excellent cast.  I kinda wish the shots weren't so dark throughout the movie, but what do I know about cinematography?  All in all, this one's climbing up my list of personal favorites.

Netflix Movie : Grizzly Man

Grizzly Man
Lions Gate Films
2005 - Rated R (for implied bear violence) - 1 hr 43 min
Director: Werner Herzog
Starring: Timothy Treadwell, Amie Huguenard, Wener Herzog, some bears

Here I am making fun of this movie, a post-mortem tribute to a bear-saving activitist who was eaten by a bear. Am I going to hell? Or does this guy deserve it, after trying to live with the bears for 13 years until one of them finally thought he looked tasty?  (You might say they could "bearly" stand him!) Honestly, the phrase "pushing your luck" does not capture the insanity of Timothy Treadwell.

Who apparently did not tread well enough.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

A highly polarizing figure (the bear puns are just flying now!), Treadwell lived in the most dangerous bear-ridden part of Alaska he could find every summer for 13 years.  The year he was eaten, he'd also brought his girlfriend along to share his fate.  Ironically, she was afraid of the bears... he was trying to show her how gentle they are. Yeah, gentle and friendly with foot-long claws and bone-crunching teeth.  I think we'll stick with the teddy variety in my house.

So some people say, "Wow! He was such a hero! Living with the bears, fighting the hunters, getting in touch with nature." Blah blah blah.  Others say, "He's messing with the bears! They'll get used to humans and it will make them more susceptible to being hunted!"  While the documentary does a good job of presenting both arguments, it's largely skewed in favor of Treadwell and his mission.  I say, when in the hell was he fighting hunters?  During most of his footage, he's just prancing around the forest and giving bears really lame names like Mr. Chocolate.

Perhaps I'm too cynical to see the merit here.  Or maybe I'm right.  Either way, he truly is a fascinating character and this piece on his life is really interesting. The fact that they have audio from the video camera of the two of them getting eaten just proves it.  He's getting attacked by a bear and he turns on the camera.  They assume he just didn't have time to remove the lens cap, but he probably would've if he could've. And I think that's one dedicated bear lover.

Netflix Movie: The Losers

The Losers
Warner Bros Pictures
2010 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 37 min
Director: Sylvain White
Starring: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana, Chris Evans, Jason Patric

This movie is just shoot 'em up fun, with a good twist ending (that I won't spoil) and a great cast.  I don't have much to say, because it really is just your basic action film with elements of comedy. A CIA black ops team gets left for dead (and many actually think they are) so they plan their revenge.  Double-crosses ensue, Zoe Saldana shows up to kick some serious booty, and Chris Evans will be your comic relief for the evening.

Really, there's not much to think about here. It's a fun watch for a Friday night in.  Enjoy!

Movie #80 - Blade Trinity

Blade Trinity
New Line Cinema
2004 - Rated R - 1 hr 53 min
Director: David S. Goyer
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Parker Posey, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds

Whistler's gotta step messing with us.  He doesn't die, apparently, and he's got a secret daughter.  No, not one of the ones killed by vampires, a self proclaimed "other daughter, born out of wedlock" and she's Jessica Biel! Surprise!

Thank God, too, because Blade's getting old now and he needs the Mickey Mouse Club to help him kill vampires now.  Honeslty, Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel have some cool action scenes but any scene with Reynolds quickly degenerates into a comedy special. It's not horrible but I don't really see it fitting within the Blade franchise framework.  Maybe Reynolds and Snipes, if they wanted to get these two in a movie together so badly, should have done a stand alone buddy-cop movie or whatever. The banter between them is kinda fun, but mostly I think Blade Trinity is just gratuitous cinematic noise.

Movie #79 - Blade II

Blade II
New Line Cinema
2002 - Rated R - 1 hr 57 min
Director: Guillermo Del Toro
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Norman Reedus

So let me get this straight, Whistler ain't dead? And now he's a vampire?

I hate when movies do this and they lie right to our faces. "Hey, remember how we didn't *show* him die in that last movie? We were totally kidding! Firing a gun at point blank range into your own temple doesn't *always* kill you, so we're capitalizing on this tiny percentage of failed suicide attempts to back our claim. Whistler ain't dead, the vampires got 'im, and you gotta come get him. Bitch."

On the plus side, Norman Reedus is a delight and Ron Perlman is an awesome bad guy.  The movie keeps your attention, but not in the same way the original did.  Snipes is still all "I'm not like Angel at all, Joss Whedon. Wanna fight about it?" and believable about it, too.  But really, I don't think this installment was necessary.

Movie #78 - Blade

Blade
New Line Cinema
1998 - Rated R - 2 hours
Director: Stephen Norrington
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristoffersen, Donal Logue

The working title for this movie was Blade, the Vampire Slayer. I'm really glad they steered away from that, because then it really would have seemed like a tougher, edgier, Wesley Snipes-ier Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And Joss Whedon was all set in that sector, thanks.

But Blade sounds harsher, fierceer even, than your average high-school vampire slaying film.

This movie is good, definitely the best of the three, and introduces the concept of a vampire-virus-infected vampire killer as just this unfortunate life-sucks kind of occurrence.  I think this is my favorite Snipes role after Demolition Man, and it kinda makes me miss the magic of 90's era action films (and their action heroes.)

Anyway, onto the less than stellar sequels.

Movie #77 - Black Snake Moan

Black Snake Moan
Paramount
2006 - Rated R - 1 hr 56 min
Director: Craig Brewer
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake

After the first time we saw this movie, we bought it.  Now, watching it again for the first time in a while, I remember how much I enjoyed it.  Did you know Samuel L. Jackson could sing the blues? You will after you see this movie.

There's a spiritual overtone to this movie that doesn't impede the characters' development, but rather enhances it.  I never feel like Lazarus's rehab/confinement of Rae is for any other reason than that he sees someone who needs to understand love and what it is to love herself... not just sleep with everything that moves.  The relationship that forms between them feels genuine and real.  And it's also a lot of fun to watch them duke it out along the way.

Justin Timberlake is pretty good, too... so good you forget who he is for a bit.  Not only does he act, but he does it well. His panic attacks seem real and painful - well done.  And Christina Ricci is just insane in this.  Even as a drugged up, strung out, half-naked sex addict, she manages to stay likeable.  You're rooting for her character almost the whole time.

I really enjoyed watching this again and recommend it if you haven't yet seen it.

Movie #76 - Black Beauty

Black BeautyWarner Bros Pictures
1994 - Rated G - 1 hr 28 min
Director: Caroline Thompson
Starring: Sean Bean, David Thewlis, Alan Cumming, Jim Carter

I'd never seen this one before, so I wasn't prepared for the narrator to be a horse.... Once I got over that, I actually started to enjoy it.  Knowing nothing about horses, I can't say whether this movie is an accurate depiction of a typical horse's life at the turn of the century, but it certainly feels as though it is.  The "people" in this movie flitter in and out of the horse's life quickly, but you really see the impression each has on Black Beauty's perception of the human race.

Overall, it's a nice family film.  Kinda sad and depressing at times, but at least it offers a nice, warm fuzzy ending.

Movie #75 - The Birdcage

The Birdcage
MGM
1996 - Rated R - 1 hr 57 min
Director: Mike Nichols
Starring: Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane, Diane Wiest, Hank Azaria, Calista Flockhart, Christine Baranski

First of all, the fact that this movie is rated R is definitely a sign of the times... I guarantee you if a movie came out today about "A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiance's right-wing moralistic parents" I don't think it would be rated R unless there was nudity and copious F-bombs. There are neither, so I'm guessing the gay thing earned it the R. How lame of you, 1990's FCC.

On to bigger and better things, for example, how much I love this frickin' movie. It still makes me laugh, thanks to the amazing cast. And although it's kind of annoying that this nice couple's idiot son wants them to be untrue to themselves to impress some jerk, if you forget about that and just enjoy the hillarity that ensues, you're golden.

It's hard to decide whether Nathan Lane or Hank Azaria is the best thing about this movies. From the spot-on melodramatics that Lane provides to the "combination of Lucy and Ricky" that makes Azaria so memorable, I'm truly torn. Fortunately, I don't have to decide because I can get them both. I will also add, though, that this movie is an interesting one, since Robin Williams plays the "straightman" (I know, I know. He's gay, but he's the straightman. Are we clear?) It was probably one of his first roles not being the loony one.

It was nice to laugh with this movie today... I consider it one of my favorites.

Movie #74 - Billy Madison

Billy Madison
Universal Pictures
1995 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 29 min
Director: Tamra Davis
Starring: Adam Sandler, Bridgette Wilson, Norm MacDonald

"Shampoo is better!"
"Conditioner is better!"

Ah, the age-old debate. Hard to believe this movie is 15 years old this year. Yikes. When did we get old enough to know movies this old?

Anyway, Billy Madison is one of those movies you don't watch for content. The premise is completely unrealistic, the characters walk that fine line between adorable and annoying, and it kinda looks like a way for ex-SNL cast members to get a paycheck. And yet, somehow, I still had to laugh. It's just funny, alright... nothing beats kids wise beyond their years with an (extremely) immature adult in their midst.

Really, it's just plain fun. Don't think too hard about it. Don't worry that sitting in on a class for 2 weeks isn't the equivalent of "passing" that grade. Billy Madison doesn't do much thinking, so neither should you.

The Third Shelf

Here I am, Shelf Three! Have you been waiting for me?


On tap, we've got a wide spectrum of genres, some sequels thrown in, and a few childhood animated flicks for good measure. I'll also be hitting some holiday movies in the middle there.

I've placed 50 movies on Shelf Three to be watched in alphabetical order (you know the drill). I will have until December 11 to watch them all, because November is dedicated to National Novel Writing Month. That's 50 movies in six weeks. A slower pace, but that's going to happen from time to time.

I'll pick up the slack over Christmas break!


Anyway, here's what's waiting patiently for me on Shelf Three:

1. Billy Madison
2. The Birdcage
3. Black Beauty
4. Black Snake Moan
5. Blade
6. Blade II
7. Blade Trinity
8. Blade Runner
9. Blades of Glory
10. Blazing Saddles
11. Blood Diamond
12. The Blues Brothers
13. Boiler Room
14. The Boondock Saints
15. The Boondock Saints II
16. The Bourne Identity
17. The Bourne Supremacy
18. The Bourne Ultimatum
19. The Breakup
20. Brick
21. Bridget Jones's Diary
22. Bridge Jones: The Edge of Reason
23. Bring It On
24. Brotherhood of the Wolf
25. The Brothers Grimm
26. Bruce Almighty
27. Bubble Boy
28. Casablanca
29. Casino Royale
30. Catch Me If You Can
31. Charlotte's Web
32. Chicago
33. Children of Men
34. Chocolat
35. A Christmas Carol
36. The Christmas Toy
37. The Chronicles of Narnia
38. The Chronicles of Riddick
39. Cinderella
40. Clash of the Titans
41. Clerks
42. Clerks 2
43. Closer
44. Cloverfield
45. Clue
46. Clueless
47. Collateral
48. Con-Air
49. Confetti
50. Confidence

Wish me luck!

Recap: The Second Shelf

Here we are again, another shelf down and another one staring me in the face. But anyway, I'm down a total of 73 movies now, which means I'm going to break 100 on the next shelf! How exciting!


This shelf had a couple of new additions as well, Avatar and 15 Minutes, so in total I watch 47 movies, instead of the originally planned 45. Mike just can't stop adding movies to his collection.... ugh. But no matter, at least they were good movies!



Shelf Two was riddled with Tim Burton movies and a ton of sequels. We had Bad Boys, Austin Powers, Batman, and Back to the Future. Not counting repeat appearances in those franchises, there were still plenty of repeats on the cast lists of these movies. These actors popped up a few times:

• Christopher Walken
• Ewan McGregor
• James McAvoy
• John Malkovich
• Steve Buschemi
• Uma Thurman
• Nicole Kidman
• Elizabeth Hurley
• Jeff Daniels
• Michael Caine
• Sigourney Weaver
• Giovanni Ribisi
• Michael Keaton
• John Travolta
• James Hong
• Catherine O'Hara - who had the most appearances on this shelf (in unrelated films)

Shelf Two took a total of 84 hours and 9 minutes to watch, with the longest movie, Australia, clocking in at 2 hours and 45 minutes (that's still 2 minutes shorter than Alexander!) and the shortest movie, The AristoCats, a mere 1 hour and 19 minutes (which was not as short as Alice in Wonderland) so the Shelf One records still hold.

After Shelf One and Two, I have spent 130 hours and 22 minutes watching movies. To some that might seem like heaven, to me it's become very pleasant background noise. Although I do find I need to take a break once in a while, for the most part, I don't mind popping on a movie while I fold laundry or write a couple of articles. One thing is for sure, though, I'll be slowing down the pace during the month of November so I can work on some other projects. Don't worry, reviews will still get posted and movies will get watched, just maybe not at this break-neck pace I've sustained for almost two months.

And in case you're wondering, I'm somewhere around 11.5% of the way through the wall right now. Holy crap...

Movie #73 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Orion Films
1989 - Rated PG - 1 hr 30 min
Director: Stephen Herek
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin

I have to admit that this movie was not as funny as I remember it being when I was 10. Although I did get a lot more of the jokes.... "69, dude!" Anyway...

Bill and Ted are your typical 80's Cali stereotype teens. Big dreams, big confidence, but not so big on the brains. My favorite line sums them up:

BILL: This is a history report, not a babe report.
TED: Bill, these are historic babes.

Don't even get me started on the sloppy time travel that happens in this movie. I find if you start to over think Bill & Ted, the whole thing falls apart on you. I treasure my childhood memories of this movie so much that I just can't do that to myself. So for now, I still love this movie, I still think it's pretty funny (I laughed out loud when they're wearing the armor and Ted says, "Dude! Heavy metal!" and air guitars ensued. Genius.), and it's kinda like opening a time capsule itself. The clothes, George Carlin, the metal phone booth, the lazy crazy teens... this is one of those movies that holds the essence of the 80s. It will always be a personal favorite.

Movie #72 - Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China
Twentieth Century Fox
1986 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 39 min
Director: John Carpenter
Starring: Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, James Hong

Alright, so I guess I never really gave this movie a fair chance. It's not that bad, but it definitely isn't my cup of tea. I'll be honest, I think this is a "guy" movie. There's lots of action and weird humor and, of course, Kim Cattrall. The guys love her in this, I hear.

The plotline is a fun one, not too much substance to it though (at least I thought so). The whole mystical thing is creative, but it makes this movie seem like a weird action-adventure/sci-fi hybrid.

Still, James Hong is one crazy mo fo and Kurt Russell is a hot piece of 80's mullet.

Movie #71 - The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski
Gramercy Pictures
1998 - Rated R - 1 hr 57 min
Directors: Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
Starring: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tara Reid

Here's a classic film with a solid cult following and a classic plotline that harkens back to Shakespeare. (Which explains the adapted script Two Gentlemen of Lebowski...) Mistaken identities, missing money, weird group of crazies, lovable hero with obvious flaws. And for these reasons, it's really fun to watch.

Something about the supreme loserness of these guys is compelling. They really, really believe they're in control of this situation at some points... well, mostly John Goodman does. Still, it's endearing, not annoying as you'd think. I also have to add that never before has bowling been so epic.

The quirky characters and great performances in this movie sell it. It really is just enjoyable to watch The Dude and company in action.

Movie #70 - Big Fish

Big Fish
Sony Pictures
2003 - Rated PG-13 - 2 hr 5 min
Director: Tim Burton
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Albert Finney, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Helena Bonham Carter, Marion Cotillard, Steve Buscemi

First Batman, then Beetlejuice, the second shelf turned out to be a veritable resume of Tim Burton's work. By 2003, however, his unique style was a bit more refined and he handles this tall tale like an epic movie. Visually, this movie is gorgeous. The field of daffodils, the giant fish, all of it is well done.

Albert Finney plays that stereotypical dad who always has a story to tell, some of them widely exagerated but usually rooted in truth. To tell us the story, we have Ewan McGregor as the young dad, his life a constant string of adventures from age 18. You could probably read into this movie to find elements from tales like the Odyssey or even Forest Gump, but it is unique enough to distract you from these similar "epics." In this movie, you'll find yourself wondering which parts are true and which are fabricated, but hoping that all of it did really happen.

Finney, still verbose as ever even on his deathbed, can't seem to connect to his adult son. The son, who perceives everything his father says to be a bedtime story, grapples with the impending loss of his father, a man he feels like he never understood. Their relationship is the real focus of this movie, with each tale driving them farther and farther apart.

As with most Burton films, the emotions and issues addressed her are commonplace. The relationships between father and son; the grief of loss; the desire to feel we've made a difference in our lives. But also like other Burton films, the characters are a bit quirky, the circumstances a bit off beat, and the premise an extreme version of what you might find in reality. I think this movie is one of his best.

Movie #69 - Best in Show

Best in Show

Castle Rock Entertainment

2006 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 30 min

Director: Christopher Guest

Starring: Parker Posey, Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy, Bob Balaban, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, John Michael Higgins, Jennifer Coolidge, Jane Lynch, Ed Begley Jr., Fred Willard
I can't help it. Next to Guffman, this is my favorite Christopher Guest and company movie. The characters are great, the dogs adorable, and the utter seriousness with which they handle difficult situations is hillarious.

Michael McKean and John Michael Higgins are probably my favorite characters, with Parker Posey and her hubby a close second. And of course, who doesn't love a good Jane Lynch character? Before she was Sue Sylvestor, she was kicking dog butt and taking names as Butch's butch dog handler Christie Cummings.

So if you always wondered what the "real" world of dog shows was all about, this mockumentary is one you can't miss. It's fun, it's funny, and it's full of that usual Guest charm.

Movie #68 - Beowulf

Beowulf
Paramount Pictures
2007 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 55 min
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Starring: Robin Wright, Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Angelina Jolie, Ray Winstone

I'm not gonna lie, this movie is a little bit weird. I really think it was made because they thought it would look cool. It does, it's true, but I didn't really find anything all that compelling about this movie.

For the most part, I'm too distracted by all the weird accents everyone is using... particularly Angelina Jolie. And since I'm watching all these movies alphabetically, when Grendel came on screen my first thought was, "Oh look! It's George McFly."

Anyway... I'm not that impressed with this one. It really seems like something a bunch of geeks made just because they could (and because they all had secret fantasies about Angelina Jolie in animated form.) That's all I got, folks.

Movie #67 - Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice
Warner Bros. Pictures
1988 - Rated PG - 1 hr 32 min
Director: Tim Burton
Starring: Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Catherine O'Hara, Winona Ryder

Here's another example of a movie that's so classic it's on TV all the time. I feel like I just watched this movie a couple of weeks ago, probably on TV, and just because, "Hey, Beetlejuice is on..."

Before Tim Burton directed Michael Keaton in Batman and Batman Returns, he paired up with him on this weird one. I did not know this until, well, about five minutes ago when I went to IMDB for the year. Something in his performance as Beetlejuice said to Tim Burton, "Hey, man. I'd make a sexy Batman." I'm not sure what, but there must've been something there, however tiny.

Anyway, who doesn't love this movie? It's a lighthearted look at death, the afterlife, haunted mansions, and old-school goth culture as demonstrated by an adolescent, pre-shoplifting Winona Ryder. And every time I watch this movie I remember Catherine O'Hara is in it. I have to admit that I also sing "Day-Oh" right along with them.

Here.... you can sing along too!

Movie #66 - Beerfest

Beerfest
Warner Bros Pictures
2006 - Rated R - 1 hr 50 min
Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Starring: Paul Soter, Eric Stolhanske, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Jay Chandrasekhar, Cloris Leachman, Will Forte, Eric Christian Olsen, Mo'Nique

Oh, these guys. This installment of Broken Lizard is one of my favorites, so watching this was a good time. Honestly, binge drinking has never been as funny as when these guys are "training" for the big Beerfest competition in Germany.

What I love most about the movie is the sentimental plot, where these two brothers are competing in Beerfest against their evil German cousins to prove a point: their grandfather was the rightful heir to the family brewery and their great-grandmother (a priceless Cloris Leachman) is not a whore. This adds an almost heartwarming dimension to the plot so it's not just about getting trashed and playing beer pong.

As usual, the five Broken Lizard members characterize their roles perfectly, from a nearly unrecognizable Steve Lemme as nerdy Finkelstein to the ex-frat boy Landfill played by Kevin Heffernan. These guys are seriously talented and always fun to watch. Definitely recommended if you want to laugh out loud.

Movie #65 - Bedazzled

Bedazzled
Twentieth Century Fox
2000 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 33 min
Director: Harold Ramis
Starring: Elizabeth Hurley, Brendan Fraser, Frances O'Connor, Miriam Shor, Orlando Jones, Paul Adelstein

After three pretty sappy movies in a row, it was nice to break things up with a mindless comedy. In Bedazzled, Brendan Fraser plays a huge loser (teeth-gratingly annoying too) who gets a visit from the Devil, a.k.a. Elizabeth Hurley, who promises him 7 wishes in exchange for his soul. Seriously, hottest person to ever play the devil. And I'm not into that, but yikes. Red leather is her friend. I'm actually a little scared.

Anyway, this movie is exactly what you expect it to be. It's a series of wishes gone horribly wrong. As the viewer, you'll find yourself guessing what the glitch in each seemingly perfect scenario will be. And the script does well to surprise you occassionally with some funny stuff.

For a typical comedy, this movie is a good time. There's nothing exceedingly substantial here to critique, aside from the entertainment value. Brendan Fraser is fun to watch in all the scenarios and does a great job "characterizing" each. Elizabeth Hurley plays a great straightman, with an edge of mischief that will unsettle you just slightly throughout the movie. All around, a good way to spend some time, especially if you don't want to think about anything and you'd rather just laugh (at someone).

Movie #64 - Becoming Jane

Becoming Jane
Miramax Films
2007 - Rated PG - 2 hr
Director: Julian Jarrold
Starring: Anne Hathaway, James McAvoy, Julie Walters, James Cromwell, Maggie Smith

Okay, guys. Make fun of me all you want, but I love Jane Austen. As the mother of women's fiction, she stands alone as a pioneer of her day. She has captivated generations of readers with her heartwarming stories, all complete with a happy ending, and her works remain among the greatest classic works ever written.

But it seems that one can't write such compelling tales about love unless she herself has had her heart shattered at least once. In Becoming Jane, we spend some time getting to know and love the "real" Jane Austen. And even though you may know the ending, and the sad fact that she lived and died a spinster, you can't help cheering for her to end up with James McAvoy's character.

Anne Hathaway is brilliant and the script outstanding. These period pieces can sometimes drag and lull, until you want to doze off, but Becoming Jane is well paced and brings you a historical personage without any of the drabness you might expect. I love watching this movie again and again, and not because it's about Jane Austen.

But if you're not a fan of her work, don't worry. Her writing life is very much a background feature of this film, and you won't be bored with long excerpts read here and there. It's clear the writing is important to her, but it's never allowed to take the central focus away from her charming personality and sad love story.

She gets her own happy ending, in a way, but you come to care for her so much by the end of this movie, you can't help wishing she got all her heart desired.

Movie #63 - Beauty & the Beast

Beauty & the Beast
Walt Disney Pictures
1991 - Rated G - 1 hr 24 min
Directors: Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise
Starring: Paige O'Hara, Robby Benson, Richard White, Jerry Orbach, David Ogden Stiers, Angela Lansbury

I'm just going to come out and say it. This movie still makes me cry. And I'm not talking about one little tear. Full blown sobbing. The ending is gorgeous. The pain palpable. I just love this movie.

And it's animated, so I can see how that might sound weird.

Still, I consider Beauty & the Beast to be Walt Disney Pictures's masterpiece. I mean, come on. It won an Oscar for Best Picture, inspiring the Academy to create a separate category for Animated Feature Films. It was the first Disney movie to hit the Broadway stage. And I think it's still running... Just Googled that, and it's the sixth longest running musical in Broadway history. Take that, Cats!

So I love this movie. That's no secret. I've loved it from the first time I saw it in the movie theater. I can still remember seeing it. If you haven't seen this movie, there's something wrong with you. And if you don't know all the words to "Be Our Guest," I'm surprised (but I don't judge).

I really don't have much of a review to write about this one, since I'm so clearly biased. Watching this for the first time with Ellie was one of the highlights of my Movie Wall project thus far. And let me tell you, I think we have another big fan on our hands here, folks.

Movie #62 - Be Kind Rewind

Be Kind Rewind
New Line Cinema
2008 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 42 min
Director: Michael Gondry
Starring: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover, Mia Farrow, Melonie Diaz


Alright, first of all, this movie is not as funny as the previews made it seem. True, the Ghostbusters filming and some of the other moments between this unlikely duo illicit a chuckle, but for the most part, I wasn't laughing.

That said, the movie's not bad. It's just different from what I expected it to be, and when that happens, it takes my brain a moment to go, "Oh, hey. I liked that in a different way than I thought I would." So I do like this, and it's heartwarming save-the-town, preserve-VHS-tapes message. It's fun to watch, for sure. But pretty calm for a Jack Black movie.

It's not one I'll watch over and over, but I liked it all the same. And even though the ending is a bit weird (it just kinda stops...), I'm glad they didn't try to keep going. Everything you need to see resolved is resolved. Good for them for just ending it where it needed... even if it's a bit awkward.

Movie #61 - Be Cool

Be Cool
MGM
2005 - Rated PG-13 - 1 hr 58 min
Director: F. Gary Gray
Starring: John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Vince Vaughn, Cedric the Entertainer, Andre Benjamin, Steven Tyler, Christina Milian, Harvey Keitel, Dwayne Johnson

Want to learn about the seedy underbelly of the music industry? Here you go.

As the sequel to Get Shorty, this movie stands alone without leaving you confused. I know first hand, since I originally saw this one before I saw Get Shorty. I've seen both now and I feel like they can each stand on their own. Which is a good thing for me since they're alphabetically so distant.

So John Travolta is a big time movie producer who just had a big hit with Get Leo and now he wants in on the music business. Christina Milian plays his first client and a whole host of other big music names show up here and there, like gangster Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000 from Outkast). And of course, as you might guess, everyone wants to kill him. Mostly, they kill each other in the process. Vince Vaughn plays a hell of a pimp, Dwayne Johnson is his gay, star-struck body guard, and Uma Thurman plays the hip, cool music exec.

This one is lots of fun to watch. Travolta is his charming, mischievious self, which is always a good time. It takes on hit-and-runs and hired killers with a certain nonchalance that helps this movie not to take itself too seriously. It's just a good time.

RedBox Rental: Babies

Babies
Studio Canal
2010 - Rated PG - 1 hr 19 min
Director: Thomas Balmes
Starring: Bayar, Hattie, Mari, Ponijao

This one was a rental and it's a documentary, but I'd been hearing so much about it that I thought I'd take a peek and tell you what I thought.

Basically, Thomas Balmes follows four babies in four different parts of the world from "their first breaths to their first steps." Bayar is the second boy to a Mongolian farming family; Hattie is a first born girl in San Francisco (to a couple of hippy-ish parents); Mari is a first born girl in Japan; and Ponijao is the second baby for a woman in Namibia (she has one older brother).

There are no subtitles and no narrator; all you're asked to do is watch the babies. The film is well balanced between the four, and very well edited. Watching these babies grow, a few things become evident:

1. No matter what the environment is like, all babies show the same curiosity and wonder at their surroundings.
2. Babies don't develop exactly at the same pace, but the steps they take are nearly identical.
3. All babies, no matter the foreign tongue, babble the same ways.
4. Older siblings are going to lay the beatdown, even if a camera crew is watching.

Maybe it's because I'm a new mom, but this was really fun to watch. I'm sort of a documentary fan anyhow, though. Well, whatever. This movie is adorable and subtly educational. I probably won't own it, but I would recommend renting it.