1997 - Rated PG-13 - 2 hr 6 min
Director: Luc Besson
Starring: Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Ian Holm, Gary Oldman, Chris Tucker, Luke Perry
Ha! Oh, this movie. It's like campy sci-fi and, in my experience, people either love it or hate it. Which side of the fence do you fall on?
So, Bruce Willis plays McLane in space, from what I can tell. And what is Milla Jovovich? Why is she beaming throughout this entire movie? And why is her hair orange? Anybody? Bueller?
Gary Oldman has a Southern accent. Are you aware of this?
Mostly, this movie is a big mess. But I guess it's so bad, that it's kinda funny. And it gets in your brain somehow and the next thing you know, you're walking around saying "mooolty pahsss."
I caught it on TV again recently and I think I figured it out: it's a kid's sci-fi movie on a big budget without the usual child hero shoe-horned into it. It really does play like something from Nickelodeon on steriods.
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